But I'm Crazy. I Swear To God

He Once Told Allie And I That If He'd Had To Shoot Anybody, He Wouldn't've Known Which Direction To Shoot In. He Said The Army Was Practically As Full Of Bastards As The Nazis Were.

God, How I Still Love Private Readers. It’s What We All Used To Be.

She Was A Girl Who For A Ringing Phone Dropped Exactly Nothing. She Looked As If Her Phone Had Been Ringing Continually Ever Since She Had Reached Puberty.

I Am A Kind Of Paranoid In Reverse. I Suspect People Of Plotting To Make Me Happy.

The Sentence Im Reading Is Terrific.