But I'm A Citizen Of Texas And

Nothing Is Set Up Like A Comedy Bit. I Did Sitcoms For 10 Years. Literally From 1989 To 1999. That's Almost All I Did. Whenever I Got Away From Television I Was Like, "phew, Thank God That's Over. I Am Never Going Back."

Their Lives Have Been Largely Defined By Failure And You Would Think The Prospect Of Marriage, Which Is Supposed To Be Bountiful And Hopeful, It's Just Really Another Kind Of Tangential Thing In His Life.

Villains With A Conscience Have This Sad Realization Of Who They Are, And The Monster They've Become — There's A Sense Of Regret. So At The End Of These Movies There's A Dramatic Resonance That Really Stays With The Audience.

I Would Just Turn Into A Giant Pair Of Lips. "oh God! There He Is! It's Lip-man!"

I Would Say 95% Of The Time, Because You Just Can't Remember Your Lines If You're Drinking Alcohol. I Would Say About 95% Of The Time It Was Grape Juice Or This Fake Wine, Which Was Horrible.