But If You Really Want To Learn

I'm A Character Actor. Nobody's Ever Seemed To Think Of Me As A Leading Man. I'm 6'6''. I've Got A Big Nose. I'm Gangly. I've Got Crooked Teeth. That's Certainly Not Brad Pitt. I'm Still Around And Alive, So If They Need Older Guys, I Guess They're Thinking Of Me.

Barney Miller' Was A Lot Of Fun. I'm Very Fond Of Abe Vigoda. Most - A Lot Of People On That Cast - I Really Liked.

Studios Are Run By Those Who Are Way Too Old Or Mostly Young, Who Don't Think Creatively.

Every Day Is Perfect Because There's No Other Day! As A Friend Of Mine Said, "ride The Horse In The Direction It's Going." When You Do That, You Realize That Every Moment, Every Breath, Every Sound, Every Encounter Is A Gift. You Bloody Well Better Enjoy It.

I Don't Look Like A Leading Man, Whatever They Look Like. It's Changing A Little.