But I Was A Pure Romantic, And

Always Remember: If You're Alone In The Kitchen And You Drop The Lamb, You Can Always Just Pick It Up. Who's Going To Know?

Personally, I Don't Think Pure Vegetarianism Is A Healthy Lifestyle. I've Often Wondered To Myself: Does A Vegetarian Look Forward To Dinner, Ever?

I Have Trouble With Toast. Toast Is Very Difficult. You Have To Watch It All The Time Or It Burns Up.

I Always Give My Bird A Generous Butter Massage Before I Put It In The Oven. Why? Because I Think The Chicken Likes It -- And, More Important, I Like To Give It.

You Must Have Discipline To Have Fun.