Busy Old Fool, Unruly Sophie

Slender Youth. A Tour Companion Who May Be Either A Lost Prince Or A Girl/princess In Disguise. In The Latter Case It Is Tactful To Pretend You Think She Is A Boy. She/he Will Be Ignorant, Hasty And Shy, And Will Need Hauling Out Of Trouble Quite A Lot. But She/he Will Grow Up In The Course Of The Tour. In Fact She/he Will Be The Only Companion Who Will Change In Any Way. Quite Often, She/he Will Soon Exhibit A Very Useful Talent For Magic And End Up By Hauling Everyone Else Out Of Trouble. But This Will Not Be Until Midway Through Your Second Brochure.

Learn To Drive?" "never," Said Quentin. "my Mission In Life Is To Be A Passenger.

Annoyed?” Said Sophie. “why Should I Be Annoyed? Someone Only Filled The Castle With Rotten Aspic, And Deafened Everyone In Porthaven, And Scared Calcifer To A Cinder, And Broke A Few Hundred Hearts. Why Should That Annoy Me?

I've Seen Golems. They Don't Behave Like A Real Person.

When Have You Looked?" Said Sophie. "oh, How Your Rears Flap And Your Long Nose Twitches", Howl Croaked.