Busy Old Fool, Unruly Sophie

It's Amazing The Way One Can Take A Step Ten And A Half Miles Long And Still Always Land In A Cowpat.

Nothing Is Safe From You. If I Were To Court A Girl Who Lived On An Iceberg In The Middle Of The Ocean, Sooner Or Later— Probably Sooner— I’d Look Up To See You Swooping Overhead On A Broomstick. In Fact, By Now I’d Be Disappointed In You If I Didn’t See You.” “are You Off To The Iceberg Today?” Sophie Retorted.

Go To Bed, You Fool," Calcifer Said Sleepily. "you're Drunk." "who, Me?" Said Howl. "i Assure You, My Friends, I Am Cone Sold Stober." He Got Up And Stalked Upstairs, Feeling For The Wall As If He Thought It Might Escape Him Unless He Kept In Touch With It. His Bedroom Door Did Escape Him.

One Person Ought To Treat Another Person Properly, Even If The Person's Himself.

This Book Will Prove The Following Ten Facts: 1. A Goon Is A Being Who Melts Into The Foreground And Sticks There. 2. Pigs Have Wings, Making Them Hard To Catch. 3. All Power Corrupts, But We Need Electricity. 4. When An Irresistible Force Meets An Immovable Object, The Result Is A Family Fight. 5. Music Does Not Always Sooth The Troubled Beast. 6. An Englishman's Home Is His Castle. 7. The Female Of The Species Is More Deadly Than The Male. 8. One Black Eye Deserves Another. 9. Space Is The Final Frontier, And So Is The Sewage Farm. 10. It Pays To Increase Your Word Power.