Burn Down The Disco Hang The Blessed

Those Catholics, They Really Nab You When You're Young.

Long Hair Is An Unpardonable Offense Which Should Be Punishable By Death.

If Met Vic Reeves, I'd Have No Desire Other Than To Smack Him In The Face.

I Began To Go To Concerts When I Was 12 Years Old. And I Would Stand There, The Small Imp That I Was, And I Would Expect The World To Be Laid Before Me By These Artists, And In Some Cases It Was. So When I Climbed Onto The Stage, I Always Imagined That I Was Singing To Somebody Who Was Similar To How I Had Been.

Robert Smith Is A Whingebag.