Bullshit Is Truly The American Soundtrack.

Dogs Lead A Nice Life. You Never See A Dog With A Wristwatch.

Surround Yourself With What You Love, Whether It's Family, Pets, Keepsakes, Music, Plants, Hobbies, Whatever.

Ah, To Be A Bird. To Fly The Skies, Sing My Song, And Best Of All Occasionally Peck Someone's Eyes Out.

Don't Sweat The Petty Things And Don't Pet The Sweaty Things.

I Had No Shoes, And I Felt Sorry For Myself Until I Met A Man Who Had No Feet. I Took His Shoes. Now I Feel Better.