Broadway Has Been Very Good To Me.

You'll Never Prove You're Too Good For A Job By Not Doing Your Best.

Any Audience That Gets A Laugh Out Of Me Gets It While I'm Facing Them

I've Never Cooked. I Can't Do Much More In The Kitchen Than Make A Cup Of Tea And Some Toast.

I've Never Suffered Stage Fright. That Fascinates People.

I Remember Tallulah (bankhead) Telling Of Going Into A Public Ladies' Room And Discovering There Was No Toilet Tissue. She Looked Underneath The Booth And Said To The Lady In The Next Stall, 'i Beg Your Pardon, Do You Happen To Have Any Toilet Tissue In There?' The Lady Said No. So Tallulah Said, 'well, Then, Dahling, Do You Have Two Fives For A Ten?'