Britney Spears Has Shoulders Like A Man.

I Did Not Know That I Would Grow To Be My Mothers Evil Seed And Do These Evil Deeds.

A Lot Of The Problems I Had With Fame I Was Bringing On Myself. A Lot Of Self-loathing, A Lot Of Woe-is-me. Now I'm Learning To See The Positive Side Of Things, Instead Of, Like, 'i Can't Go To Kmart. I Can't Take My Kids To The Haunted House.'

I Try To Treat All The Money I'm Making Like It's The Last Time I'm Going To Make It.

Despite What I Say In My Songs, Its Never Okay For A Man To Put His Hands On A Female.

I Will Hit A Man With Glasses.