Bringing Any Movie Together Is A Minor

I Just Love Bikes. It's Not The Safest Passion To Have, But I Guess It's Better Than Russian Roulette.

New Orleans Is One Of The Most Exciting, Incredible Communities In The World. There's Such A Rich Culture And History, And There Are Innumerable Things To Do.

I Would Sooner Be Prime Minister Of The Moon Than Run Another Marathon. I've Been Really Lucky. I Didn't Have Any Toenails Fall Off Or Anything Disgusting Like That. I Still Have All Three Nipples.

I Remember Being Upset Because I Was Finally Legal To Drink In Canada, And I Decided To Throw That All Away And Move To America, Where I Had To Wait Another Two Years. I Came Here To Do Improv And To Try To Join The Groundlings.

I Do Have Someone That I Work With And She Is Amazing And I Definitely Don't Have Unmitigated Abusive Tendencies Towards Her. She Is Very Sweet. I Also Know What That Is Like. I Have Heard My Agent Thinking He Has Hit Mute On The Phone Before He, You Know, Physically Unleashes Broken Glass And Cellphones At His Poor Assistant. It Is A Tough Job Under The Best Of Circumstances. I Understand That.