Brevity Is The Soul Of Wit.

Be Cheerful; Wipe Thine Eyes: Some Falls Are Means The Happier To Arise

'tis Not To Make Me Jealous To Say My Wife Is Fair, Feeds Well, Loves Company, Is Free Of Speech, Sings, Plays, And Dances Well; Where Virtue Is, These Are More Virtuous.

Time's Glory Is To Command Contending Kings, To Unmask Falsehood, And Bring Truth To Light.

Thou Whoreson Zed! Thou Unnecessary Letter! My Lord, If You Will Give Me Leave, I Will Tread This Unbolted Villain Into Mortar, And Daub The Wall Of A Jakes With Him. *all Cheer For Shakespearean Insults*

And Oftentimes Excusing Of A Fault Doth Make The Fault The Worse By The Excuse.