Breaking Up: It's So Easy To Return

Now I'm Searching For A Slightly Overweight, Single, Childless Woman Who Doesn't Have A Date And Isn't Too Depressing To Be Around. It's Getting Harder To Find A Girlfriend Than A Boyfriend.

Cathy Was The First Widely Syndicated Humor Strip Created By A Woman. The Strip Was Pretty Revolutionary At The Time Not Only Because It Starred A Female, But Also Because It Was So Emotionally Honest About All The Conflicting Feelings Many Women Had In 1976.

In The '80s, I Thought I'd Be A Success As A Woman If I Were The President Of A Billion Dollar Company, Had A Sensitive Soul-mate Husband, Two Bilingual Children, Buns Of Steels, And A Compost Heap. In The '90s, I Pretty Much Feel I'm A Success If I Can Get Through The Afternoon Without Eating A Cheesecake.

All Mothers Have Intuition. The Great Ones Have Radar.

I Understand The Sensitivities Of Grown Children With Little Ones Of Their Own!! They'll Turn Away A Mother Full Of Advice, But They'll Never Say No To One Holding A Mop.