Bp Has Put More Birds In Oil

Valentine's Day Money-saving Tip: Break Up On February 13th, Get Back Together On The 15th.

Economists Believe There Are Three Reasons Why The Russian Economy Is Doing So Poorly. One, Economic Sanctions Are Working. Number Two, Low-price Oil. And Number Three, Lindsay Lohan Has Quit Drinking Vodka.

The White House Is Giving George W. Bush Intelligence Briefings. You Know? Some Of These Jokes Just Write Themselves.

The Mayor Of Sochi Is Now Saying That There Are No Gay People In Sochi. So The Only Thing That Is Flaming Over There Now Is The Olympic Torch.

My Political Position Is That I'm Happy To Be Alive And In North America.