Boy, Everyone Is Stupid Except Me.

The Other Day, I Was So Desperate For A Beer, I Snuck Into The Football Stadium And Ate The Dirt Under The Bleachers.

I've Gone Back In Time To When Dinosaurs Weren't Just Confined To Zoos.

Shame Greatly Hurts Or Greatly Helps Mankind.

Like A Girl, A Baby Running After Her Mother, Begging To Be Picked Up, And She Tugs On Her Skirts, Holding Her Back As She Tries To Hurry Off—all Tears, Fawning Up At Her, Till She Takes Her In Her Arms… That’s How You Look, Patroclus, Streaming Live Tears.

The Single Best Augury Is To Fight For One's Country.