Bowling Is Not A Sport Because You

I Never Joined The Boy Scouts. I Don't Trust Any Organization That Has A Handbook.

Personally, Emotionally, I'd Rather Divorce Myself From The World Than Face The Heartbreak Of Partial Success. Because Partial Success Implies Overwhelming Failure.

One Tequila, Two Tequila, Three Tequila, Floor.

Catholic, Which I Was Until I Reached The Age Of Reason

Baseball Is The Only Major Sport That Appears Backwards In A Mirror.