Botox? I Think It's Fantastic And Also

Always A Godmother, Never A Mother. That Sucks. I've Got To Get Me One Of Those Little Accessories.

I Have A Terrible Attention Span, So If Something Can Keep My Attention, I Know That That's At Least A Great Start.

I Only Have To Do Three Things To Look Halfway Decent. Curl My Eyelashes, Fill In My Eyebrows And Put Some Lipstick On.

I Have A Lot Of Glass In My House, And I Remember Saying As A Joke Once That I Clean My Stuff With Windex While My Friends Are Over, But Then I Found Myself Actually Doing That The Other Day. It's Horrible.

I'm Not A Housewife In Any Way.