Both Candidates In This Election [2004] Pledge

Russia Is A Gas Station Masquerading As A Country.

We Must Win In Iraq. If We Withdraw, There Will Be Chaos, There Will Be Genocide, And They Will Follow Us Home.

In The Washington Soft Money Game, Big Business And Big Labor Are Accomplices Working Together To Protect The Mushy Middle Of Big Government, With Plenty Of Special Interest Plums: Big Unions Get Big Spending And Big Business Gets Corporate Welfare And Special Tax Breaks - All At The Expense Of Average Americans.

Thank God For The Saudis And Prince Bandar, And For Our Qatari Friends.

The Role Of The Vice President Is To Break Ties In The Senate And Inquire Daily Into The Health Of The President.