Borrowing Has A Bad Name, But You

I Am Billed As A Humorist, But Of Course I Am A Tragedian At Heart.

Some People Lose All Respect For The Lion Unless He Devours Them Instantly. There Is No Pleasing Some People.

I Only Know That All Is Lost, And That Nothing Can Help Me Unless I Inherit Money, Strike Oil Or Go To Work.

The Chameleon's Face Reminded Aristotle Of A Baboon. Aristotle Wasn't Much Of A Looker Himself.

My Philosophy Of Life Can Be Summed Up In Four Words: It Can't Be Helped.