Books Are Like My One And Only

I've Had Great Pleasure Meeting The Likes Of Newt Gingrich And Having A Chat With The Fellow On A Staircase. I Found Him Completely Dishonest And Totally Likeable, Because He Doesn't Care! He Knows What A Politician Is, And He's A Perfect Embodiment Of One.

I Don't Have Any Expensive Habits. I'm Not A Car Collector Or Any Of That Nonsense. But I'd Love To Be Incredibly Wealthy For No Reason At All.

I've Never Told Anyone This. But I Suffer From Terrible Stage Fright. True. You Can't Tell Though, Can You? Unbelievable, The Panic. I Nearly Die Of Fear Before I Go On Stage. Something Wicked. I Can't Eat A Thing The Day Before A Gig. It'd Make Me Vomit.

I'm A Great Self-doubter. I Constantly Need To Prove Myself To Myself. I've Never Run To Heroin Or Alcohol To Hide That. I Always Have To Deal With It. Stage Fright Is Always Going To Be There. I Have Nightmares About Bad Gigs.

I'm No One's Lap Dog, You Can't Put Me On A Leash.