Bollocks Have Never Frightened Me. I'll Eat

Continuing Sexual Interest And Perfect Sexual Adjustment Between Partners Who Have Been Together For Thirty Years Is So Difficult And Rare That No One Should Feel Guilty Or Inadequate For Not Having Managed It.

Australia Is A Huge Rest Home, Where No Unwelcome News Is Ever Wafted On To The Pages Of The Worst Newspapers In The World.

Man Is Jealous Because Of His Amour Propre; Woman Is Jealous Because Of Her Lack Of It.

Energy Is The Power That Drives Every Human Being. It Is Not Lost By Exertion But Maintained By It, For It Is A Faculty Of The Psyche.

Two-up Is Australia's Very Own Way Of Parting A Fool And His Money.