Blood May Be Thicker Than Water, But

You Know George W. Bush Is A War-time President, He Says - Proudly. Guess What. War Is Failure! When You Are At War, You Have Failed! When You Have Gone To A War Of Choice And Lied About It, You're A Double-triple, Triple-quadruple Failure! Or A Warlord. It's Called A Warlord In Other Countries. A War Time President Here. One Man's Ceiling I Guess Is Another Man's Floor. George Bush Is A Warlord. He's A Failure!

I Would Prefer To Be Well-liked In Any And All Situations.

You Get Pigeonholed By What You Sort Of Look Like. And I Don't Mean This In A Self-deprecating Way. I'm Grateful For Any Opportunity To Act. But I Think That If You're Not Classically Attractive Or Mainstream Attractive, Especially As You Get Older, There's Only Like Three Jobs That People Think You Do. Like, "police Officer Who May Be Gay." District Attorney Is A Big One. Lawyer. Doctor.

Sometimes The Critics Review Me Harshly For Not Being Critical Of Government But It's Not Me Who Has Said I Was Political.

For My Stand-up, I Always Have My Notebook With Me And If Something Strikes Me, I'll Write It Down.