Blessings On Him, Who Invented Sleep.

I Follow A More Easy, And, In My Opinion, A Wiser Course, Namely--to Inveigh Against The Levity Of The Female Sex, Their Fickleness, Their Double-dealing, Their Rotten Promises, Their Broken Faith, And, Finally, Their Want Of Judgment In Bestowing Their Affections.

Tell Me What Company Thou Keepest And I'll Tell Thee What Thou Art.

Woman's Advice Has Little Value, But He Who Won't Take It Is A Fool.

That's The Nature Of Women, Not To Love When We Love Them, And To Love When We Love Them Not.

There Is A Remedy For Everything But Death; Who, In Spite Of Our Teeth, Will Take Us In His Clutches.