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If You Bring A Friend Into Your Love Affair, That's The End Of Your Sweetheart That's The End Of Your Friend, That's When Your Heartache Begins.

If You Cry When You're In Love, It Sure Ain't No Disgrace.

I Was An Overnight Sensation.

I Get Tired Of Singing To The Guys I Beat Up In Motion Pictures.

Every Time I Think That I'm Getting Old, And Gradually Going To The Grave, Something Else Happens.