Black Friday Is Not Another Bad Hair

Being Funny, It Turns Out, Is Like Being A Bank. It's A Confidence Trick. As Long As Everyone Believes In You, You Are Fine.

The Key Thing About Me Is That I'm Really Not Very Interesting.

For Industry To Settle In A Country, You First Need Electricity; For Electricity, You Need Some Trained Workers; For Trained Workers, You Need Some Schools; For Schools You Need Some Money; For Money, You Need Some Industry.

Some People Harbour An Awkward Clash Of Feelings - Homosexual Attraction On The One Hand And Shame Or Embarrassment About That Attraction On The Other. It Is Well Known That The Mind Struggles To Sustain Conflicting Views.

I Rarely Come Away From Presenting The 'today' Programme Without Some Sense Of Regret. There Is Always Some Question That I Should Have Asked, Or Some Point That I Should Have Made. This Is Annoying But Not Surprising. Perfection Is Hard To Achieve In A Three-hour Live Programme.