Billy Crystal Knows How To Make People

Acting Is All About Big Hair And Funny Props... All The Great Actors Knew It. Olivier Knew It, Brando Knew It.

Never Hit Anyone In Anger, Unless You're Absolutely Sure You Can Get Away With It.

No One Will Laugh At How Great Things Are For Somebody.

I Look For The Meaning In What's Funny, And I Look For What's Funny About Things That Are Meaningful To Me.

As Much As I Liked Acting For Its Playfulness And The Reward Of Hearing Big Laughs Wash Over You On A Stage, I Always Felt I Should Do Something That I Could Control.