Bill Dickey Learned Me All His Experience.

Cut My Pie Into Four Pieces, I Don’t Think I Could Eat Eight.

Never Answer An Anonymous Letter.

When I'm Sittin' Down To Dinner With The Family, Stuff [another Yogiism] Just Pops Out. And They'll Say, 'dad, You Just Said Another One.' And I Don't Even Know What The Heck I Said.

Anyone Who Understands Jazz Knows That You Can't Understand It. It's Too Complicated. That's What's So Simple About It.

Listen Up, Because I've Got Nothing To Say And I'm Only Gonna To Say It Once.