Beware Of "the Real World". A Speaker's

Production Speed Is Severely Slowed Down If One Works With Half-time People Who Have Other Obligations As Well. This Is At Least A Factor Of Four; Probably It Is Worse.

Programming Is One Of The Most Difficult Branches Of Applied Mathematics; The Poorer Mathematicians Had Better Remain Pure Mathematicians.

The Question Of Whether Computers Can Think Is Like The Question Of Whether Submarines Can Swim.

The Computing Scientist's Main Challenge Is Not To Get Confused By The Complexities Of His Own Making.

Some Consider The Puzzles That Are Created By Their Omissions As Spicy Challenges, Without Which Their Texts Would Be Boring; Others Shun Clarity Lest Their Work Is Considered Trivial.