Believe It Or Not, I Can Actually

Occasionally, When I Get Mad At A Woman, I'll Do Some Great, Awful Painting About Her.

I Wanted To Be A Cartoonist When I Was Young.

Samo As An End To To Mindwash Religion, Nowhere Politics And Bogus Philosophy.

I Wanted To Build Up A Name For Myself.

I Was A Really Lousy Artist As A Kid. Too Abstract Expressionist; Or I'd Draw A Big Ram's Head, Really Messy. I'd Never Win Painting Contests. I Remember Losing To A Guy Who Did A Perfect Spiderman.