Being Sober For So Many Years Is

There May Be Honor Among Thieves, But There's None In Politicians.

The Only Exercise I Take Is Walking Behind The Coffins Of Friends Who Took Exercise.

George Eliot Is My Only Steady Girlfriend. We Go To Bed Together Every Night.

People're Artists They're Doing Something, Taking A Hunk Of Chaps, Giving It Some Order, Some Form, And Presenting It Saying Here Is My Little Song And Dance, My Chaos.

Marriage Is Forever. It's Like Cement.