Being Offended By Things Is The World's

In An Infinite Universe Anything Can Happen.

Six Pints Of Bitter, Said Ford Prefect. And Quickly Please, The World's About To End.

If God Allows Proof That He Exists He Robs People Of Faith And Without Faith What Is God? Nothing.

Time Affords Us The Ability To Blame Past Errors On Others While Whole Heartedly Pronouncing Our Futures Successes.

Life... Is Like A Grapefruit. It's Orange And Squishy, And Has A Few Pips In It, And Some Folks Have Half A One For Breakfast.