Being Married Means I Can Break Wind

I'm Gonna Design My Own Fleet Of Trailers. No! I'm Gonna Record An Album Like Jennifer Lopez. It'll Be An Acoustic Version Of K.c. And The Sunshine Band. Then Maybe I'll Design A Line Of Clothes Like Puff Daddy, But All In Synthetic Fur.

I Have Very Few Friends. I Have A Handful Of Close Friends, And I Have My Family, And I Haven't Known Life To Be Any Happier.

Basically When You Whittle Everything Away, I'm A Grown Man Who Puts On Makeup.

We Still Check In With Each Other. She Was A Big Part Of My Life, And Me Hers. I Don't See How There Cannot Be [that]. That's Life, Man. That's Life.

Same-sex Marriage Polls Is Our Last Chance To Make A Difference. If You're Like Me, You Don't Want To Have To Ask Yourself On The Day After The Election, What Else Could I Have Done?