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It's The Democrats Whose Position Is That The Only Problem In Washington, D.c., Is The Peasants Aren't Sending Enough Cash In For The King To Spend.

Democrats Are People Who Raise Your Taxes And Spend Your Money On Weird Stuff. They Steal Your Guns, And They Spit On Your Faith.

Every Time You Cut Programs, You Take Away A Person Who Has A Vested Interest In High Taxes And You Put Him On The Tax Rolls And Make Him A Taxpayer. A Farmer On Subsidies Is Part Welfare Bum, Whereas A Free-market Farmer Is A Small Businessman With A Gun.

Clinton And Obama Practice This Politics Known Quaintly As The Richard Speck Strategy: If You Cannot Take On Everyone In The Room At Once, Take Them Out Of The Room One At A Time.

Look, The Center Right Coalition In American Politics Today Is Best Understood As A Coalition Of Groups And Individuals That On The Issue That Brings Them To Politics What They Want From The Government Is To Be Left Alone.