Being Dyslexic, I Was Told That I

You Can't Really Copy What I Do Because I Don't Do Anything.

I Was Ten When I Got My First Serious Beating. It Was Rough.

I Was A Terrible Father. The Most I Ever Did For My Children Was To Teach Them Chess. At Least They Got That.

The Trouble With People Like Tony Blair Is They Get Confused, They Think Intelligence Is Education When They're Two Different Things.

All I Could Do At School Was Paint And Draw And That Was The Only Time I Ever Passed Any Exam. It Was The Only Thing I Ever Got Right At School.