Being A Woman Is Hard Work.

Never Whine. Whining Lets A Brute Know That A Victim Is In The Neighborhood.

I'm A Spring Leaf Trembling In Anticipation.

If Funkytown Was A Trailerpark, This Guy Would Be A Double-wide.

I Don't Trust Anyone Who Doesn't Laugh.

People Have To Feel Needed. Frequently, We Just Offer A Job And 'perks.' We Don't Always Offer People A Purpose. When People Feel There Is A Purpose And That They're Needed, There's Not Much Else To Do Except Let Them Do The Work.