Being A Good Embalmer Is A Thankless

'the Simpsons' Was About Children And Married Parents; 'futurama' Is About People In Between; They're Growing Up And Haven't Settled Down. Every Other Cartoon Show Seemed To Be, You Know, Dumb Dad, Bratty Kids.

I'm Better Than Dirt. Well, Most Kinds Of Dirt, Not That Fancy Store-bought Dirt... I Can't Compete With That Stuff.

For Some Reason, A Lot Of Hollywood Big Shots Are Curious To See How They'd Be Drawn With Bulging Eyes And No Chin.

Oh, Loneliness And Cheeseburgers Are A Dangerous Mix.

Here's To Alcohol: The Cause Of, And Answer To, All Of Life's Problems.