Being A Comedian, People Tell Me Stuff

If Someone At Fleet Farm Offers You Assistance And They Don't Work There You Might Live In Wisconsin.

I Think For One Thing, Kids Are A Lot Smarter Now Then We Ever Were.

The Thing About That Singles Apartment Is You Never Had To Clean It Up... Until The Day You Got The Security Deposit Back. You're Arguing With The Landlord... 'no Sir, The Back Door Was Missing When We Moved In Here! The Pizzas Were Always On The Ceiling!'

Every Generation Thinks They Invented Sex, Which Is The Stupidest Assumption In The World Because If That Was The Case, You Wouldn't Even Be Here.

You Might Be A Redneck If You Think A Chain Saw Is A Musical Instrument.