Before The Eighth Grade, I Probably Went

I Was Acting My Way Through The Whole Thing.

I Can't Deal With High Maintenance Chicks.

Most Of My Friends Aren't Actors - And Not One Of Them Is Overly Impressed With What I Do.

I'm Gonna Be The Best Dad That Ever Lived. I'll Have A Ranch With A Race Car Track And A Golf Course.

If I Died Snowboarding, You Could Honestly Tell Everybody In The World That Jeremy London Died Happy.