Before Babies, I Worked Very Hard To

I Pride Myself In Being Able To Straddle Demographics And If That Was Said As Barney Stinson It Would Mean A Little Different Thing.

In My 20s, I Mostly Ate Burritos And Nachos, With The Occasional Burger.

[before Introducing The Nominees For Best Animated Film] If You're At The Awards Party With The Guys Who Made The Lego Movie, Now Would Be A Good Time To Distract Them.

I've Done Plenty Of Daredeviling - From White-water Rafting To Bungee Jumping. But I Think The Most Fearless Was Hosting The Emmy Awards. It Was Overwhelming, And I Definitely Had To Leave Fear At The Door.

He's Easily The Most Well-adjusted Former Child Star In The Room, Please Welcome... Jason Bateman.