Beer, It's The Best Damn Drink In

With My Sunglasses On, I'm Jack Nicholson. Without Them, I'm Fat And 60.

If You Get An Impulse In A Scene, No Matter How Wrong It Seems, Follow The Impulse. It Might Be Something And If It Ain't - Take Two!

I'm The Last Guy In The World To Feel Overlooked By The Academy.

I Want My Kids To Have A Deep, Inner Feeling That It's Alright To Be Happy, That You Don't Have To Be Constantly Manufacturing Problems That You Don't Really Have.

I Hate Giving Advice, Because People Won't Take It.