Beer Drinking Doesn't Do Half The Harm

You Never Know What A Fool You Can Be Till Life Gives You The Chance.

No Mean Woman Can Cook Well. It Calls For A Generous Spirit, A Light Hand, And A Large Heart.

Those Who Seek To Impress Upon Us That They Are Gentlemen Will Usually Be Found Mistaken.

I Used To Hurt So Badly That I'd Ask God Why, What Have I Done To Deserve Any Of This? I Feel Now He Was Preparing Me For This, For The Future. That's The Way I See It.

Who Said It First? We Don't Know, But Very Often We Find The Same Ideas Attributed To Two Different People. All We Can Do Is Give You Both. . . . The Universe Is Full Of Magical Things Patiently Waiting For Our Wits To Grow Sharper.