Becky Renee Apple - Can You Believe

You'll See. She Can Be Nice Sometimes.

A Big, Studly Football Jock Like Me? I Got Plenty Of Blood To Spare. For You, I Have Anything To Spare.

But We're Going To Smile And Pretend We're Fine With The Dorky Birthmas Gifts Because People Do Not Get That They Can't Mush A Birthday Into Christmas.

I Think Most People, And I'm Talking Vamp Or Human, Are Shitty. They Put On An Act. They Pretend To Be All Nicey-nice, But Are Really Just One Step Away From Showing Their True Asshole-ness.

There Was A Pause, And Then Damien Said, "i Nominate Erik Night." Shaunee Rolled Her Eyes. Erin Said, "okay, How Many Times Do We Have To Explain This To You - The Boy Is Not On Your Team. He Likes Breasts And Vaginas, Not Penises And Anu - " "stop!" I Absolutely Did Not Want To Get Off On This Subject. "i Think Erik Night Is A Good Choice, And Not Because He Likes Me Or, Well...