Because My Life Has Been So Notorious

There Is Nothing So Depressing As Good Advice, And I Will Be Pleased If You Do Not Inflict It Upon Me. Frankly, I Am Shocked At You. You Must Know This, Surely? Some Years Ago I Suffered Such An Offensively Gratuitous Piece Of Good Advice That I Was Depressed For Six Months Afterward. It Was A Very Close Call - I Almost Never Recovered.

Men Reveal What They Think When They Look Away, And What They Feel When They Hesitate. With Women, It's The Other Way Around

Friendship Is Something That Gets Harder To Understand, Every Damn Year Of My Life.friendship Is Like A Kind Of Algebra Test That Nobody Passes. In My Worst Moods, I Think The Best You Can Say Is That A Friend Is Anyone You Don't Despise.

Sometimes We Love With Nothing More Than Hope. Sometimes We Cry With Everything Except Tears. In The End That’s All There Is: Love And Its Duty, Sorrow And Its Truth. In The End That’s All We Have - To Hold On Tight Until The Dawn

The Voice, Afghan Matchmakers Say, Is More Than Half Of Love.