Because I Am An Inhuman Monster, I

It’s An Odd Term, 'girlfriend,' Particularly For Grown Persons. And In Practice It Provides An Even Odder Concept. Generally Speaking, In Adults It Described A Woman, Not A Girl, Who Was Willing To Provide Sex, Not Friendship. In Fact, From What I Had Observed It Was Quite Possible For One To Actively Dislike One’s Girlfriend, Although Of Course True Hatred Is Reserved For Marriage.

The Whole Point Of Wearing A Disguise Was To Be Seen Wearing Her.

Rectory Always Sounded To Me Like A Place Where You Would Find A Proctologist.

It’s Like, Everything Really Is Two Ways, The Way We All Pretend It Is And The Way It Really Is

There Is A Simple, Logical Explanation,' I Said To Myself. And Because You Never Know Who Else Is Listening, I Added, 'and There Is Nothing Under The Bed.'" --dexter