Because I Am An Inhuman Monster, I

Because I Am An Inhuman Monster, I Tend To Be Logical.

I Was Good At Being Charming, One Of My Very Few Vanities.

What To Wear? I Could Think Of No Guidelines On What We Were Wearing This Season To A Party Forced On You To Celebrate An Unwanted Engagement That Might Turn Into A Violent Confrontation With A Vengeful Maniac. Clearly Brown Shoes Were Out, But Beyond That Nothing Really Seemed De Rigueur.

Life Teaches Us That Human Thought Almost Never Walks Hand In Hand With Logic, And It Is Usually Counterproductive To Raise The Point.

I Was Never More Alive Than When The Dark Passenger Was Driving.