Because I Am An Englishman I Spent

I'm Just The Last English Twit, Really.

I Have Almost No Memory Of Them [st. Trinian's Films]. I Don't Think I've Seen Them Since I Was Quite Young. I Was A Bit Frightened Of The Girls. I Fancied Them. Even Though I Was Young, I Found Them Attractive And Rather Frightening. I've Always Been Attracted To Frightening Girls! I'm Married To One!

Bridget Jones Is Part Of Literary Lore Now And Actually To Be A Part Of It Is Enormously Flattering.

I Thought I Was Managing My Expectations, But On Hearing The News I Discovered New And Unfamiliar Vocal Tones. Perhaps I Should Do Another Musical.

Because I Am An Englishman I Spent Most Of My Life In A State Of Embarrassment.