Beauty Isn't Made Of Sugar.

This Book Will Prove The Following Ten Facts: 1. A Goon Is A Being Who Melts Into The Foreground And Sticks There. 2. Pigs Have Wings, Making Them Hard To Catch. 3. All Power Corrupts, But We Need Electricity. 4. When An Irresistible Force Meets An Immovable Object, The Result Is A Family Fight. 5. Music Does Not Always Sooth The Troubled Beast. 6. An Englishman's Home Is His Castle. 7. The Female Of The Species Is More Deadly Than The Male. 8. One Black Eye Deserves Another. 9. Space Is The Final Frontier, And So Is The Sewage Farm. 10. It Pays To Increase Your Word Power.

Christopher Discovered That You Dealt With Obnoxious Masters And Most Older Boys The Way You Dealt With Governesses: You Quite Politely Told Them The Truth In The Way They Wanted To Hear It, So That They Thought They Had Won And Left You In Peace.

Calcifer," Sophie Said, "i Shall Have To Break Your Contract. Will It Kill You?" "it Would If Anyone Else Broke It," Calcifer Said Hoarsely. "that's Why I Asked You To Do It.

Pray Use Both Cats As Sponges If It Pleases You, Infatuated Infantryman.

I've Often Noticed" Fiona Said, "that When People Say, 'this Can't Happen In This Day And Age', They Say It Because It Is Happening.