Be Yourself, Be Pleasant, Play Hard And

It Takes Just As Little Time To See The Positive Side Of Life As It Does The Negative Side.

I Just Want To Live Happily Ever After, Every Now And Then.

Any Attempts At Autobiography Before The Age Of Eighty Seem Pretty Self-involved To Me. There Are A Lot Of Smart Middle Aged People But Not Many Wise Ones.

I Ain't No Drinking Man, But Temptation Got The Best Of Me.

Drive-in, You Guzzle Gin, Commit A Little Mortal Sin.