Be Virtuous And You Will Be Vicious.

We All Like To Forgive, And Love Best Not Those Who Offend Us Least, Nor Who Have Done Most For Us, But Those Who Make It Most Easy For Us To Forgive Them.

A Lawyer's Dream Of Heaven: Every Man Reclaimed His Property At The Resurrection, And Each Tried To Recover It From All His Forefathers.

If God Wants Us To Do A Thing, He Should Make His Wishes Sufficiently Clear. Sensible People Will Wait Till He Has Done This Before Paying Much Attention To Him.

I Do Not Mind Lying, But I Hate Inaccuracy.

Our Minds Want Clothes As Much As Our Bodies.