Be Sure To Put The Knocker Fairly

When Carrying A Jar Of Honey To Give To A Friend For His Birthday, Don't Stop And Eat It Along The Way.

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How Lucky I Am To Have Something That Makes Saying Goodbye So Hard.

Organizing Is What You Do Before You Do Something, So That When You Do It, It Is Not All Mixed Up.

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