Be Slow In Choosing A Friend, Slower

Wouldst Thou Enjoy A Long Life, A Healthy Body, And A Vigorous Mind, And Be Acquainted Also With The Wonderful Works Of God? Labour In The First Place To Bring Thy Appetite Into Subjection To Reason.

The Greatest Monarch On The Proudest Throne Is Obliged To Sit Upon His Own Arse.

[e]very Man Who Comes Among Us, And Takes Up A Piece Of Land, Becomes A Citizen, And By Our Constitution Has A Voice In Elections, And A Share In The Government Of The Country.

Time Is Money.

You Can Not Pluck Roses Without Fear Of Thorns, Nor Enjoy A Fair Wife Without Danger Of Horns.