Be Proud Of Yourself. Try To Eat

The Little Black Dress Is The True Friend...she Travels With You...is Patient And Constant...you Go To Her When You Don't Know Where Else To Go And She Is Always Reliable And Timeless.

My Clothes Are Great For A Honeymoon: They're Light And Sexy, Colorful And Pretty, And Not Expensive.

You're Always With Yourself, So You Might As Well Enjoy The Company.

If You Are Trying To Slip Out Without Waking A Sleeping Man, Zips Are A Nightmare. Haven't You Ever Tried To Creep Out Of The Room Unnoticed The Following Morning? I've Done That Many Times.

Just Don't Go To A Place Where Everything Is Too Expensive... It'll Put Your Husband In A Bad Mood.